Give him a break, he's a rock star. They're smut-lovers by trade. Plus, who among us hasn't pre-ordered Larry Flynt's epic Nailin' Palin to watch with our new best inflatable VP friend? Liars.

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Tired of all the attention Tina Fey is generating for SNL, Conan's decided to find an even better Sarah Palin impersonator amongst his staffers. Hey der', gosh golly, Max sure is one fine lookin' VP candidate. 

It's the comedic height of tall guy humor. So go ahead stretch, tell us how the weather is up there.  

The writers' strike got underway this past Monday, so Conan O'Brien does the honor of taking us through the parts of this show that are written and the parts that aren't. We never would've guessed Quackers choice of meal was...

"Magic," the new album from Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, comes out October 2 and tickets for the Madison Square Garden shows go on sale TODAY. It's just in time, because poor Max Weinberg has taken to making...

If the visual of Conan O'Brien/Bruce Springsteen drummer Max Weinberg blow-drying his naked balls doesn't offend, then enjoy this charming anecdote from SNL star Will Forte. If it does, probably best to avoid the 8th-floor...

...or so the strange tin of Altoids left on Conan's desk would have us believe. Does Jenny the new NBC page know differently? Is Max Weinberg also gamey? And what is so curious about the strength of Altoids? Tune into this...

Conan gets the name of his longtime keyboardist Scott Healy wrong and has to hide out under his desk in his embarrassment fort where he's got a stash of Twizzlers, cowboy wallpaper and the Sandra Bullock classic "Hope Floats"...