Are the least helpful people in the world. You in particular, Yentl. 

"It's Colorado, the whole state's a beer ad." And thus, Aasif Mandvi throws down the golden gauntlet for a week of beer-soaked elitist Daily Show shenanigans. Wazzzuppppp, liberals? Toss the arugula, fist-bump your gay...

Not even the glorious people's republic of China and the 400 million viewers of business news programs. Yes, the Chinese are taking over the world, but at least the Wal-Marts will have healthcare. 

Rob Riggle has taken a big bite out of China and his fortune cookie says, "You The Man!" He's seen it all, from the Dairy Queen to the KFC with chopsticks. He got in some ping pong and said the Kaddish. As for the Wall, it's...

China may be an authoritarian state, but it's got an Anus Hospital, translators/nutrubbers and a Papa John's. Awesome happy fun times for everyone, except those with their own ideas. 

Rob Riggle is the Michael Phelps of husky fomrer Marines turned fake newscasters. You heard it here first.

Back in 1996, America's young sweetheart Strug was Riggle's super hot hottie of the week. His TV screw-up was so bad they sent him to the country of Niger. Uh-oh. 

They've got a rocket, bitches! That's right, they can go into outer space up in here to fire off their AK-47! Watch your ass, CNN! These motherfu*kers will out news you and leave you nothing but a bloody stump! 

Good organic food and hardly any maggots! That's the assessment of the uber-sustainable dude John Oliver spends time with for his half of the new "Red State/Blue State Report." At first we just thought it would be Oliver and...

Fresh out of embargo, here's a deleted scene from the new movie Step Brothers, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.  Yes, the DVD hasn't even come out yet.  Hell, the movie itself hasn't even come out yet (it hits...

As a wise Daily Tube editor once said, trying to explain satire to everyday yobs out on the street is like capturing the Hudson River with a spaghetti strainer. This simile is decidedly unsatirical, except to chefs at the...

Tired of "spin and PR?" Well, Rob Riggle is here to climb on board the Barack Obama Express and give you an inside look at the grueling life of the press corps. And by grueling, we mean, unbelievably monotonous and repetitive....

There's an ever-growing international Third World food shortage, which has led to riots and a potential rise in starvation. Naturally, the United States is doing whatever it can. Sam's Club has limited its customers to a mere...

Wooderson and Bernheeb have nothing on the investigative journalism of paparazzi like "El Woody," a man dedicated to ensuring the public's right to see whatever random celebutard nipple and/or vagina shows itself. Now that...

And neither do we, because it doesn't seem like most jihadist camps have Wi-Fi capability. Nope, we're wrong. Otherwise, Congress wouldn't hold hearings about virtual worlds. Fortunately, Rob Riggle's avatar Beowolf...