Here's the official word: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are dating. If you find yourself staring at the computer because you don't understand, it's because they're gay. If you are shocked at this development, then you are...

Who's next up to attack the Republican VP nominee? Why, it's that paragon of virtue Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who slam conservative governor Sarah Palin on her same-sex views by calling her a "narrow-...

Charlotte Ronson's New York Fashion Week runway show drew a lot of attention, but most of it may have been focused on sister Samantha and her partner-in-crime Lindsay Lohan. The two had front row seats for the event; whether...

How sharper than a serpent's tooth, etc: Michael and Lindsay Lohan remain at odds with one another, even through the death, funeral and wake of Michael's father. Michael says that he loves and forgives his daughter, but we're...

Michael Lohan told the press that Samantha Ronson is "using" his daughter Lindsay, and LiLo has decided to stand up for her gal pal via her blog. As unpleasant as it sounds, Michael is well-versed with using people and being...

There reference point is the childhood game whereby the players speculate as to the contours of one's future life: wife, house, kids, country of residence, etc.  The inspiration seems to be the film version of Jumanji,...

What do the fine people in the Los Angeles Police Department worry about? According to police chief William Bratton, paparazzi are far less trouble now that Britney's "wearing clothes," Paris is out of town ("thank God") and...

Lucky 12-year-old Cody Lohan was treated to a day with Hugh Hefner and the Playboy bunnies by mom Dina, thus proving that crazy moms can sometimes be so thoughtful. The only bunnies we got when we were 12 were marshmallow.

Spectaculation rages on about Michael Lohan's possible 13-year-old daughter, but these celeb parents can't keep quiet while waiting. While Ashley Kaufman's mom says she won't let her hurt little girl see her "real" daddy,...

Guess who's coming to dinner? Word has it that Lindsay's father, Michael Lohan, might be responsible for a 13-year-old Oops concieved when he was separated with his wife, Dini. Will we get to hear all about a lifelong...

The Lohans talk about the care and feeding of dogs and children. Their sage advice is demonstrated at the end of the interview with lots of whining and a pretty wicked dog fight.

While trying to ignore the stream of paparazzi questions, Lindsay said she would be a good role model for younger sister Ali, now the star of her own reality show. If "role model" means constant celebrity story of bad choices...

E! Online kicked off the two biggest potential celebrity reality TV trainwrecks in our addled memories: Dina Lohan's Living Lohan and Denise Richards' It's Complicated. As you can see from this clip of Dina investigating...

Remember when Lindsay jacked a girl's fur coat at a club? Well, she's going to court for it. The $12,000 mink was nabbed (by accident?) from a New York college student and eventually returned, though only after the student...

N.E.R.D. has devoted their latest video to the social problem of girls doing coke in bathroom stalls. So what's Lindsay Lohan doing in this video? Everyone knows she doesn't have a drug problem! Wait... "Everyone Nose!" Ah we...