Pay special attention to this public service announcement (reportedly from Clemson University) that asks you not to get too drunk, take your clothes off, vandalize property, and publicly embarrass yourself and your friends. ...

Remember the recent attack on Noel Gallagher by a drunken old man during a Canadian concert? The band now claims that Gallagher suffered three broken ribs in the assault and has to postpone three shows. Brokenhearted fans can...

Rapper Soulja Boy and his friends have found a game on XBox Live that blew their minds. Also potential mind-blowers for the rapper: hand cream, world maps and trampolines.

Disclaimer: if you have never played any Legend of Zelda game, this might not appeal to you. If you have, enjoy--you'll see that Link, or Neil, as it were, is just a regular guy who gets drunk and masturbates while playing...

"Mommy, why's the man behind us riding the es'lator all funny?" "Sometimes when people drink goofy juice, they decide to do things differently, dear." "...Can we get ice cream?" "We may as well."

Who wants to stand around all day watching other guys take all the glory?  No one, that's who!  Especially not when you've spent all your life training and educating yourself about sports, giving your all at the tryouts, only...

Country superstar Tim McGraw shows he can back up his tough talk when a fat, drunk, nasty-tempered fan gets out of control in the front row.  McGraw yanks him up on stage and throws him into the arms of security guards, who...

Shia Lebouf should know better than to get drunk and use a homophobic slur. Good for his friend who slapped him. We'd enjoy Indiana Jones 5 being entirely filled with Shia Lebouf. (Even though we liked the new one.)

Photogs were impressed with Lily Allen's pink look for the Glamour Women of the Year Awards, but by the end of the night, the attention was strictly on her alcohol consumption, as the singer had to be carried to her car. She'...

While David Cook had the real reason to celebrate, it looks like Fantasia's boyfriend did some extra drinking at the Idol party on Cook's behalf. Fantasia was forced to hide in the car while he desperately tried not to heave....

The good people at W4N News have dealt with volcanos, dead city counselmen, nerds, and pretty much everything else that would put other news shows off-air. But can they maintain dignity when anchor Lisa Miller appears drunk...

At least they certainly seem to be.  This video is an outtake from a scene in their upcoming movie, "What Happens in Vegas", where the two of them get bombed, get hitched and end up fighting over a big win at the slots.  The...

The remaining 20 percent don't seem to remember what happened. The Journal of Roommate Research conducted a study that concluded that almost 80 percent of all roommate responses the following morning include some form of "I...

This one's a simple gag, really. Take the classic Jeff Goldblum Apple Christmas ad from 1999, slow down the audio track, and suddenly The Fly is slurring his words as if he'd just downed a pitcher of eggnog: "Internet! Now...

Lush-ous rapper Eve set out to celebrate her friend Eva Longoria Parker's 33rd birthday the other evening, and boy did she succeed. The paps caught up with the bleary-eyed performer as she was leaving Beso, Eva's new...