The current economic climate is going to give Mad Money's Jim Cramer a heart attack and we need his over-caffeinated fiscal leadership now more than ever. Enter Conan, a Woody Guthrie for the Great Depression II. Everybody...

We thought elephants never forget. 

Tired of all the attention Tina Fey is generating for SNL, Conan's decided to find an even better Sarah Palin impersonator amongst his staffers. Hey der', gosh golly, Max sure is one fine lookin' VP candidate. 

Members of Grizzly Bear and Dirty Projectors joined on-the-rise two-man band Department of Eagles for Nobody Does It Like You on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Those who avoid quirky rockness need not apply.

Even with Warren Buffet's largess, things are getting a little tight over at GE, so Conan decided to raise some extra cash by installing a VIP seat. What corporate fat cat ponied up to be close enough to Conan to smell his...

If it's anything like Conan's office, it's every man and vending machine for themselves. 

This sketch has everything a 37-year-old-male stay-at-home-writer-guy teenage boy could want: Julia Louis-Dreyfus running around in a tight black cocktail dress and heels, Tina Fey in a stern yet sexy cameo, and a pair of...

We're going to go out on a limb here, or rather we are going to go out on a limb pointlessly hang upside for 60 hours minus the 15 minute coffee breaks, and say that David Blaine's "Dive of Death" won't be as great as his...

Finally, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog asks the tough questions of everyone's favorite third-party punching bag. For discussion: Ralph Nader, closer to "unidentifiable feces" or a "confused doddering douchebag." Ralph is on...

You can take the fish-killing girl out of the wilderness and into the big city, but you can't take the wilderness out of the fish-killing girl in the big city. After all, those are some well-stocked trout fountains. 

In the lowest-rated Emmy Awards telecast in recent history, Josh Groban took the stage with a medley of over 30 theme songs. If you're easily pleased by charming Americana jingles, this is the performance for you!

You heard about Hadron, that amazing supercollider that is going to recreate the Big Bang and explain to Sarah Palin how the universe got started billions of years ago, right? Well, Conan's got his own version that sends...

He's going to have some stiff competition this NCAA season from Wi-Fi prospector, copulating promise rings and pregnant lady with a pregnant baby Palin wannabe. Brett Favre, though? That guy's on his last legs. 

Sad to report, but it appears John McCain's Straight Talk Express derailed somewhere just outside of Wasilla Alaska. 

Water-skiing squirrels benefit from having their taxes cut? Air Bud likes to get peed on? Gov. Palin killed a bear? Olbermann and Matthews orgasm in unison? You learn so much more about our political arena when you send an...