For $20 a month, Kevin Bacon will watch his movies with you, in your house. We only recommend you provide beer for his consumption, and the cleaning supplies for after his exit.
T-Pain's jealous vocoder goes HAL 9000 on his ass. Open the pod bay doors, T-Pain. (Shameless promo: His new album, THR33 RINGZ, gets to stores 11/11/08!)