Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel; you say you're f*cking Ben Affleck, but it's Jennifer Garner who has the proof. Another baby girl was born to the pair on January 7th, 2009. No word on a name yet, but rest assured it'll be meaningful in...

Happy birthday, indeed.  Let's go out tonight, Jesus.  You deserve a little fun after all the centuries.  Let's go see a movie with Keanu Reeves in it.  We know you like that sort of thing.  And you like dancing, too.  Let's...

Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain (aka, the comedy trio Stella) are the bestest of best friends.  And what do best friends do?  They throw each other birthday parties, take walks down memory lane, and...

Between performances on X-Factor and Good Morning America, Britney Spears headed out to British nightclub G-A-Y to party down for her birthday. With her big comeback on track, the pop tart has good reason to celebrate.

Attention kids! If your parents love you half as much as they say they do, they'll make you a cake as awesome as this Super Mario Galaxy display. The "planets" are all made of delicious cake that you must eat, but don't try...

To honor Prince Charles on his 60th birthday, comedians gathered for We Are Most Amused. Amongst the court jesters was Robin Williams, who blathered on about won't-leave-the-spotlight Sarah Palin. We're impressed he stayed...

John Mayer celebrated his 31st birthday this week and received a sexy surprise: Jennifer Aniston crashed at the singer's pad. Are the on-again, off-again couple back on? Has the Player wormed his way back into her heart? Will...

Remember waiting in endless lines at Disneyland when you were a tyke? It helps to be a celebrity--especially one who makes millions for Disney. The company shut down the park for Miley Cyrus and her friends to celebrate the...

Michael Jackson, having recently turned 50, talks to Good Morning America about his past and future career. Hint: his past is a lot brighter than his future. Regardless, Jackson's enormous influence on the music industry is...

A fan at Lil' Kim's birthday party, held at a popular Times Square karoake bar, was found in a closet having been beaten to death with a pipe. An employee has been arrested after confessing to the murder, but we learned this...

We can hardly believe it -- time sure does fly! -- but My Damn Channel is a year old!  Here's a salute to a solid year (and a hope for many more), to the guys who bring us Wainy Days, You Suck At Photoshop, Harry Shearer and...

The Man can't stop Rock n Roll and neither can gout or a pulled back. Mick Jagger is now 65 years old, proving that even rock rebels cannot fight the ravages of age...though said ravages can't silence them, either. As a...

Oh, God.  We're horrible people for liking this clip.  Well, use this clip as a lesson to take it easy when searching for presents for friends.

Shia Lebeouf made an appearance on Letterman and answered some questions about his Chicago Walgreens arrest. Between his wardrobe changes, 'the sauce,' plastic handcuffs, and celebrating his 21st birthday, Lebeouf talks about...

The Beckhams two-year-old son had quite a message for the paparazzi after leaving a birthday party for his mother Victoria. Cruz gave the paps a one-finger salute as the family strolled by the crazed photogs. We'd only hope...