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Wait?!? Did we re-elect Bill Clinton?
(Rimshot!)
Seriously, we could really go for a plate of penis and a nice Pinot Grigio.








Sorry, ladies. You'll have to find yourselves a new Scotsman as your object of wanton lust.
We suggest Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Meal do naidheachd! Mr. & Mrs. Ferguson.















































