Gladstone takes a look at the oldest trick in the cable news book--when in doubt, find a zealot who claims to possess a representation of Christ in corn-chip form. Put said zealot on television. Rinse. Repeat.

Here's a great idea.  Let's start a cult that has a "spiritual" point that is so horrendously nebulous that absolutely no one can ever possibly understand it, and lets sell a bunch of gibberish that explains the secret point. ...