Are you afraid that George Clinton, George Jefferson, and Al Sharpton will each get a cabinet post in the Obama administration? If your answer is no, but you still like to make fun of people that do, you'll enjoy this clip...

America's big ole' bouncy titties. Yes, that's a compliment. Jessica Simpson's astounding assets are what make this country great, no matter how dumb we may come across. Where else can a citizen look at a chocolate-covered...

Can you blame him? Maher doesn't want any trumped-up outrages, superficial investigations, partisan obstructionism or all of the stupid crap that hung over the Clinton years. All Maher is saying, is give Obama a chance. Well,...

We agree. It's been one hell of an intriguing ride that all started because "Americans were so sick of George W. Bush...they said, 'You know what sounds good?' 'A black guy with a Muslim name.'" We waded through the

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He also doesn't think Barack Obama is black enough. What do you want him to do Bill? Break into your house, steal your wallet and care EREH SAW AMABO in your face? 

And George W. Bush has a perfect record in "monstrous retarded disaster." In short, the witching hour is nigh. It's time to head to Europe for wine, cheese, healthcare and stable currency. 

Bill Maher is tired of "undecided numbskulls" asking self-serving questions at the town hall stump speeches debate. He wants to turn the events into a full-on Thunderdome Smackdown in the Octagon. Bring 'em all on and let 'em...

Sorry Alec, your imitation its limitations. Best stick to playing all the members of Tracy Jordan's extended family. 

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. said it best all those years ago, people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin. Just because a white man spent years in prison and is now aiding his white...

New Rule: Bring back a little pubic hair. Ladies, if you want to truly get to know Bill Maher, best have a fuzzy calling card, so he knows you aren't jailbait. Seems reasonable, and adult...let's go to the weather girl.

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We're still a bit woozy from the vision we had of the Virgin Mary in our oatmeal, but that doesn't mean we were hopped up on crystal meth like half of Wasilla. No, us cosmopolitan types like to get our buzz on from...

At no point during the night of John McCain's triumphant speech to the RNC could any delegate quote the immortal Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. As Real Time reporter Dan Savage found out, nobody exclaimed, "We've got Bush,

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Meanwhile, as Sarah Barracuda meets Joey the Shark, the anti-elites will be out trashing the dude on a "journey of self-discovery." You know, the snide martini-swilling guy at the country club? The one that couldn't belong to...

Rolling Stone muckraker Matt Taibbi headed to the DNC convention on Bill Maher's dime to make his voice heard from the "free speech" zone. It's right over there, just past the Target tent. Stop by and have a "Target-tini"...

And as for Michelle: "half-Jackie and half-Jackee!" Bill has families on his mind this week, rousing the Democrats not to "throw the illegitimate baby out with the bath water." John Edwards may not be able to keep it under...