Everyone knows at least this much about John McCain:  he is a war veteran.  Can you imagine living with such a person?  We like a good story as much as the next guy, but GEEZ.  C'mon, John!  We wanna watch the DNC coverage on...

Before you go and get happy that you're listening to the Mentos theme song, consider the sobering message in this commercial.  Wait... what is the message in this commercial? 

This amazing new technology will enable the Pentagon to avoid attacks from the press and assorted public relations landmines, keeping human military assets safe from actual criticism.  Experts speculate that this will be the...

This behind-the-scenes documentary look at the making of August 15th's eagerly awaited Tropic Thunder shows us that no matter what you think about war, you will never know the truth until you actually enlist and deploy.  Not...

For decades India and Pakistan have been on the verge of total nuclear war, and today the Onion News Network brings us this startling update.  It seems that after so long in a nuclear standoff, the two countries still remain...

Here's another viral video calling for an end to the war in Iraq.  This one uses some pretty staggering comparisons of other uses for the $720 million per day we spend on the Iraq War.  $8,333 per second? Half a minute could...

We really need you to stop thinking that 300 was a great war movie.  Tales of conflict and courage are forged in the fires of office war every day.... Except maybe Sundays and certain holidays.  We don't know about you, but...

Freudian slip, much, Johnnie? We can't vote for a guy who is against beer, and that statement is self-explanatory. Then again, maybe the Arizona Senator is so stressed out from the camaign trail, he could use a brewskie just...

In a deeply metaphoric gesture--and in a nod to our own fearless commander in chief--these American patriots are showing their support for the troops out in Iraq by launching some golf balls out on the course.

John McCain might be getting a little ahead of himself if he's filming army recruitment ads already. He doesn't have command of the army quite yet. It also doesn't help that he can't get which conflict he's endorsing right....

In case you were wondering what Obama ACTUALLY said about Iran, here's the video of Barack Obama speaking about it. Seems like he wants to introduce talking and understanding to our dealings with them--which is a policy...

So by now, most moderately-informed folks know that the justifications President Bush and his boys gave us for getting into war in Iraq were largely (if not completely) BS.  Comic Harry Shearer has actually sat down and...

This video is a photo exploration of the terrible living conditions soldiers who recently returned from Afghanistan deal with at Fort Bragg.  It's pretty shocking how disgusting and vile the barracks are.  An outraged father...

As the death toll in Iraq rises at an alarming rate, many families are left looking to their country to honor their fallen loved ones. In this Onion News Network clip, Home Depot apparently feels it is most appropriate to...

D-Day changed the war forever. By D-Day, we mean "Dragon War." And by war, we mean the war between the dragons and the tiny, inept robots. See for yourself...