Blago came out over the weekend with the intent to "answer every allegation" but just wound up b.s.-ing his way through a hilariously short press conference.  He then proceeds to quote poet Rudyard Kipling from the 1910 poem,...

President Bush didn’t seem that pissed when an Iraqi journalist called him a dog while throwing his shoes at him. He is, however, responding with some reprimands for the media at future press conferences (only, like, a month'...

This is a little funnier than the BarelyPolitical.com version of random things being thrown at President Bush.  Be warned, though.  At 0:49, Barack Obama gets involved and the rest of the video throws political correctness...

BarelyPolitical.com chimes in with their version of stuff being thrown at President Bush at an Iraqi press conference.  Items include cats, dice, Bill Clinton's saxophone, and shoes.  Okay, internet, let's get the LOLZ on.

Here’s Deputy White House Press Secretary Theodore Barrett outlining the president’s bustling schedule as if it were a sequel to Cloverfield, masked in a thick veil of 9/11.

With today's press announcement it seems as if the President's last days in the Oval Office will be at least 100 times more exciting than the entire previous 8 years!  Catch this awesome clip of the press conference, where it...

Watch this touching and shocking footage from a press conference where USDA rep Bill Daley reverses his stance on the artificially-inflated potato prices that are wracking this nation's economy.  Washington needs more public...

Bam gave an press conference to discuss budget reform and the appointment of two new members of his economic team. It's not his fault, but the expectations for immediate results once he takes office are extremely high, and...

Sometimes the funniest thing you can do is NOT comment, butinstead just present all the raw footage you can to prove that, yes, the world has gone crazy. With that in mind, funnyordie.com presents the best edited montage of...

This amazing new technology will enable the Pentagon to avoid attacks from the press and assorted public relations landmines, keeping human military assets safe from actual criticism.  Experts speculate that this will be the...

Traditional fonts like "Arial" and "Times New Roman" always have trouble letting a new, unorthodox font into their domain.  Agreements much be reached about the usage of such a font, and as in most business dealings, the...

Will Smith talks a bit about his upcoming movie, Hancock, and how it relates to our problems in daily life. He also solves the problem of humanity's baseless agression: everyone just needs a kiss.

This is what happens when you run around the country publicly declaring yourself an ignorant bigot, even if it was years ago.  Eventually, you find yourself at some press conference and someone with enough tenacity to get...

The successor to Conan O'Brien as host of the "Late Night" program was revealed at a press conference as SNL alumni Jimmy Fallon. Finally, a program where Jimmy is supposed to look at the camera and laugh at inappropriate...

Tom Waits is much-loved, and part of the love is inspired by his pure insanity. Doubt us? If his music hasn't convinced you, and it should have, his promotional press conference for his "Glitter and Doom" tour is revelatory...