And he was lookin' for some jokes to tell, made a couple of cracks about Saxby Chambliss, a Swiftboater who should go straight to hell...

And he played fire on the mountain run boy run, them Democrats is pickin' off Senate

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The man knows how to arrive on time, shake hands and shoulder grip with authority, and walk with the best of them. Or at least W. As "The Best F*cking News Team Ever" shows, Obama is already on the level of Teddy Roosevelt...

Whatever you need, you can find it in the good old-fashioned wholesome town of Weasel Wasilla Alaska. Be it meth, rape, rampant alcoholism, pornographic tattoos of ex-wives, the devastating effects of 9/11, A&W, pregnant...

"If she wasn't married, I'd be hoppin' on her in a heartbeat," said one folksy straight-talkin' Alaskan. Not to be outdone, another local enthused that Gov. Palin is one "tough-ass Wasilla warrior bitch." And while...

He's chubby, to be sure, but he's one mustachioed Lothario. You can't spell cojones without Jones, so get to the chopper, Choco! The parrot is waiting. 

The Daily Show worked up a semi-coherent sort-of-funny comparison between the Superdome during Katrina and the Xcel Center when the convention was dialed down with Gustav approaching the Gulf Coast. ("They're out of Merlot..."...

"It's Colorado, the whole state's a beer ad." And thus, Aasif Mandvi throws down the golden gauntlet for a week of beer-soaked elitist Daily Show shenanigans. Wazzzuppppp, liberals? Toss the arugula, fist-bump your gay...

Look at the similarities: both gangstas and the GOP love money and guns, gay people scare the sh*t out of them, and every other word out of their mouths starts with an N. Hmmm. It's an intriguing thesis Wyatt Cenac has and it...

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Or wet people. Massive floods in Iowa hit a week ago, W. is headed there today... Joke writes itself. Thanks, Kanye.

Sex and the City hasn't exactly set the critical world ablaze like an STD, rather it's made them itchy, like an STD. It's a squished veggie at RottenTomatoes.com at 54% and New York Times reviewer Manohla Dargis writes, "...

No, not Jason Jones. He's too cuddly to be rebellious. No, the rebel in this case is George W. Bush who isn't going to reduce carbon emissions and possibly save the polar bears just to be part of the "cool" crowd that signed...

Now that the primary is over, why would they? Jobs, the economy, Iraq War, healthcare, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah. Once and for all, regular slack-jawed yokels are only important when a Presidential candidate is drinking shots or...

Morons could never be this consistent. We don't want to overreact, but anyone who gets on board an aircraft is signing their death warrant. Bon Voyage!

We hate to inform you of this dear voters, but our great American democracy may be undermined by a young man who counts "Love, Actually" as his favorite movie and Celine Dion as his favorite musician. You'd think the worst...