Let's get the nitty-gritty on when we executed some enemy combatants in World War II who used waterboarding against American troops. Hello, Captain Hypocrisy? With us, against us, whatever...now lie down and take your...

Or, at least it can be a lot of talking about torture. Although when we here in the United States talk about it, it's not torture. It's simply waterboarding collaboration with the enemy combatant audience. That's right, isn't...

Along with "Team Daily" and the "Pollster 5,000" a kick-ass, grafitti-painted, tricked-out van with a bunch "Bad Seedz" here to make those polls accurate, bitchez. This aggressive, in-your-face style of polling finally gets...

Here's the thing, democracy. We know you only have the most noble intentions and we think its cute when you encourage us to do our civic duty and participate in the election process. But c'mon, we can't be caught up in...

This wasn't Zen-like at all. Even worse, it wasn't Zed-like either. No gangly Irish ass was kicked. We need to get our violence fix, pronto. Where's "Pulp Fiction," damnit! Ahh...much better. Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

But what? Somebody HAS to do it? Really? Somebody has to send out scurrilous attack ad mailings to ensure democracy? The only man who could get down in the mud with the swine who make politics so dirty is naturally, Jason...

For this 2001 report, Carell spent time with fans in New York and Baltimore prior to their clash in Super Bowl XXV. The Ravens, of course, crushed the Giants, which may have gone unnoticed at the team's spiritual forefather's...

Here, he comes up "short" in his "mini" explanation as to the "little" snippet of found footage showing why he indeed, made Conan O'Brien. Only a "small" man would deny that Stewart "stands tall" against the mental "midgets"...

The place where all the folks are white, nobody wears any of that "bling, bling" and babies are only made by those blessed with God's gift of marriage. It's Mitt Romney's wet dream! (Quick question: are wet dreams legal in...

Actually, Jew-Liani says he's going to kill Muslims while wearing a yamika. Now that's what we call ethnic group pandering! By the time you read this, though, the Mayor of 9/11 will be riding off into the sunset, one burning...

"Iceland is your land, Iceland is my land...Iceland was made for you and me." This is exactly the kind of patriotic American song that Icelanders weren't singing to Jason Jones, so he stepped it up to show these peaceniks...

The will of the Coalition of the Willing may be strong, but you can bet your hot Strokkur that Iceland wants no more part of it. That's right, the "Land of Fire and Ice" is pulling out its troop, bringing the second most...

Lately, ole' Slick Willie has been playing rough with Obama, standing up for his wife and scrapping with those who get in her way. What he needs to do is lay back and relax, maybe have a cigar dipped in a honey pot.... Never...

You have our pledge: any time a Presidential candidate is depicted eating Garfield in cartoon form, you'll see it here first. (Or technically, second.)

There is nothing the media enjoys more than a "race war," except perhaps, for deciphering who first played the "race card" that led to the "race riot" that escalated into the "race war." It all started when Hillary Clinton...