Christopher Mintz-Plasse wants you to vote.  Have fun with it.  (You did register in your state to vote, right?)

The major parties have overlooked the marginalization of Joe Six Pack by Joe the Plumber.  Well, Mr. Six Pack (Church) has something to say about that. Good thing, 'cuz he's got a lot of beer.  And by "a lot of beer," we mean...

Election Day isn't the only thing coming on Election Day.  Hey-Oh!

We have plenty of respect for vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  But 1) Hustler is releasing a roman a clef porno, Who's Nailin' Paylin? and 2) Ms. Newton and Mr. Gervais are reading from the script.  Ha!  (More on the...

Ron Lathan teaches you how to treat the Vote just right... Oh yeah.

Sarah Palin has a chance to be one step from the presidency.  And that may be the best, or the worst, thing to ever happen to this country.  Of course, Rudy Casoni, the neglected illegitimate son of Frank Sinatra, is the only...

Sorry, Ms. Panettiere, we like brunettes more than blondes, so we'll completely ignore your comments about Senator McCain's elderly status, and his infamous temper.  Too bad you're not Cristine Rose.  We'd take the day off...

Is it just us, or does Paris Hilton seem.... mature?  Anyway, she teams up with some of the stars from the film Wall Street to develop her fake candidacy for president.

Oh, this is so cold.  The FOD Team wonders what it would be like to be Levi Johnston, the fiance and baby-daddy to Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin.  Yes, THAT Sarah Palin. 

We are all fascinated by the recent presidential campaigns.  This November will bring us either the first baby to become president, or the first kitten.  But who will their running mates be?  Humans, animals?  A turtle?  A...

A local TV station provided us with its coverage of what the average person thinks of the two major candidates for the presidency, Frank Tambanelli and Brad Esposito.  Now we know the candidates.  We know what the people...

It looks bad for Senator McCain, but that's mainly because people couldn't distinguish the bouncy-headed toy from the actual guy. 

W. gave his last official commencement speech to a service academy, addressing the Air Force graduates in Colorado Springs last week. He supported the troops with a series of chest bumps, Heisman poses and cell phone pictures....

We know Colbert won't be POTUS, but we will always consider him the "People's President." Who else could bring together the black women at the salon and the white guys at the gun shop? For denying its native son the chance to...