The Japanese need to calm down, America has been importing stuff and devouring disgustingly delicious high-calorie food for almost a century now and we've never had any problems.  Our people are strong, we have a good work...

Chow down on this extraordinarily shocking and sophomoric feat of gastrointestinal fortitude. Join Jeremy Fronza as on his mythic quest, from conception to execution. Even if we were facing a firing squad, this would not be...

"Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?" His fabulous menu, of course. He'll cook it, serve it, and even chew it for you! Oh and his "Amazon Women on the Moonpie" is simply out of this world.

Well, this was bound to happen. Sure, the dog may be off the menu at restaurants around the Olympic city, but one intrepid journalist was able to find something even better: penis. That's right, L.A. Times sports columnist...

The study found that visual appeal has little to do with how popular products were.  In fact, making a pizza that looks like a gory combination of dog food and human intestines actually increased consumption considerably. ...

The always-accurate Onion News Network takes an in-depth look at a Domino's study that monitored exactly how eager people are to abuse their guts. Putting one pizza upside-down on top of another indeed creates an abomination...

This may be the greatest invention since the chair: a machine that transforms food into poop!  Never again will we have to masticate, digest, or defecate.  Anyway, it's not as if we really needed vitamins, minerals, carbs,...

Black20's David Price goes up to people in a park in NYC and eats their food.  What else can we say to do justice to these classic three minutes and eight seconds?

The Middle Show comes up with a new game show: Delivery Trivia. They call out for food, and once the delivery guy arrives, host David Price subjects the guy to grueling questions for cash prizes. For example: "What president...

Clean up on aisle three! Did you ever wonder what the stockboys do after hours? Well, they play supermarket dominoes! Not only is this impressive to watch, but every dented can of corn is half price.

Watch closely as Dallas Penn enlightens Rafi Kam (both hip-hop bloggers) on the finer points of Bronx bodega foodstuffs, and you'll never go hungry again. Who knew you could get crunchy, mini-donuts at two for one dollar?...

From the always weird and wild world of Japanese TV comes a strange cousin of air guitar: Air Dinner. Yes, this is actually a competition in which contestants battle each other to be the most convincing at pretending to eat...

Which is the more powerful food: a celery stick or a doughnut? Oddball duo “Smosh” (Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox) continue their battle over which of favorite foods are superior. (Last year, Anthony almost drowned by using...

In this clip from Funny or Die, Barats and Bereta partner up with Caleb Shrine to parody a Mickey D's commercial. A team of amateur athletes enthusiastically celebrate a victory with a fast food binge and their burgers turn...

One of the original observational comics is still going strong, this time peering into the bizarre illogic of the "food combinations" diet craze.