Do we really have to tell you what's about to happen in this video? Let's be real. If you know that we always run clips of the best action sports accidents and an idiot happens to be dumb enough to tape himself cruising down...

First off, it's never a good idea to skateboard without a helmet. Secondly, it's DEFINITELY not a good idea to try and skate into a jump off an elevated ramp without a helmet. Thirdly, it's REALLY a horrible idea to set that...

We'd love to claim to be the creative genius behind this review, but we can't. We were already outdone by withleather.com's Matt Ufford, who came up with this terrific take:   

You know that Family Guy scene where Peter trips

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Say what you will about skateboarders, but they sure are persistent. Take this young budding shredder, for example, who tries a good half a dozen times to grind a ramp before finally finishing when ... no, not when he pulls...

OK, so you probably knew that already, but this guy didn't. Then again, his bright idea for a stunt also included skateboarding down a rock which, in the big scheme of things, is somewhere in the bottom five percent of...

Don't watch this video if you have recently had a vasectomy or are squeamish about, well, injuries downstairs. On the other hand, if you like watching others in pain, enjoy!

There are idiotic reactions, and then there's the neck chop that this skateboarder gets when he tries to blame his ride for a direct connection with the cold, hard ground. If only the shattered board could have aimed a little...

This youngster decided that he didn't want to go through the process of working his way to a vert pipe, spending years of grueling training in skate parts grinding rails before taking his first big plunge. Rather, he thought...

If you can't tell from the picture to your left, we're REALLY not exaggerating when we make that statement. If you don't believe us, check out the world's biggest rail grind gone wrong and be ready to cringe and reach for...

Everyone wants to start a new fad, and we applaud this young chap for taking the initiative to combine two of his favorite sports. Still, should he have been so surprised when trying to launch a shot off his skateboard went...

Admit it, for the first 10 seconds of this clip you TOTALLY wanted to be the guy on the board. After that, not so much. Oh well, you can't win them all. This guy just needs to hope that Capitals superstar Alex Ovechkin is...

OK, that's almost misleading, it's not really a fair fight. After all, one guy's fat and has a gun, and the other guy's not even a guy - he's a kid. And that kid, after getting his skateboard stolen by the fat cop - some guy...

In this case, it's safe when a car is barreling toward you and you're going up and over a ramp. See Mom, we told you it was safe. And we never did anything is crazy - or clever - as that.

Sure, you've seen it already, but ESPN recently declared Jake Brown's terrifying 40-foot fall at this summer's X-Games the best video of the year. So we're throwing it back out here for you to enjoy with your holiday feasts....

We're not sure which one they are. And you shouldn't be either after this video, in which a tenacious skater accidently sends an industrial tube down a hill while trying to turn it into a makeshift halfpipe. The budding Tony...