America's big ole' bouncy titties. Yes, that's a compliment. Jessica Simpson's astounding assets are what make this country great, no matter how dumb we may come across. Where else can a citizen look at a chocolate-covered...

America's big ole' bouncy titties. Yes, that's a compliment. Jessica Simpson's astounding assets are what make this country great, no matter how dumb we may come across. Where else can a citizen look at a chocolate-covered...

Looks like the battle for Tony Romo is over. Carrie Underwood cleared the air about her feud with Jessica Simpson. Months after mentioning her continued contact with ex Romo, Carrie now claims she hasn't spoken to him in...

It's not everybody who gets their likeness crafted into a wax figure for the legendary Madame Tussaud's in New York... just anyone remotely famous. Carrie Underwood seems impressed with her candle-like double, who will...

You can sum it up with one word:  bizarre.  It's almost as frightening as the Chucky movies themselves (or Jessica Simpson's career, for that matter).  

Jessica Simpson let audio problems get to her during a live performance on Good Morning America, being forced to restart a song. Perfectly acceptable, except that her promoter states that the audio problems were "unnoticeable....

Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson are big into fake things these days. In this video specifically, Hilton talks about why her hairband-mounted hair extentions are better than Jessica Simpsons'. Will the world be treated...

After American Idol star Carrie Underwood claimed that ex Tony Romo was still calling, Romo's current girlfriend Jessica Simpson went on the radio to defend her boyfriend's honor. As much as we think Tony's a good catch, a...

Jessica Simpson will reveal to the public through Elle Magazine her history with abuse. A song on her upcoming country album will talk about her physical and emotional trials with a former love. Thankfully, Simpson appears to...

We hate to kick someone when they're down, but Jessica Simpson was heckled off the stage at her first country concert, with words like "embarrassment" and "terrible" and "bad actress who put out a terrible single and came...

Amidst pregnancy rumors, the much talked about nuptials between Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have happened, and with a fitting Alice in Wonderland themed reception.  The pair wed on Saturday evening with...

Jessica Simpson may be President Bush's secret weapon when it comes to sending her tob the Democratic party.  While honoring the New York Giants, Bush mentioned Simpson's attendance in the game, and hinted her presence may...

Paris Hilton went on record about Jessica Simpson's boobs and Kim Kardashian's ass. The famous-for-nothing star spoke to a Las Vegas radio station about her former BFF Kim Kardashian and how she likes her own body just like...

Just when you thought Rom-essica was dead, it grows another head like some kind of Medusa. This video was taken at a concert by glam rock cover band Metal Skool (yes, spelling it skool is still kool in a fifth grade way), in...

We know what you're thinking: How the hell can an eight-second recap of Dallas' season be 10 seconds long? Easy answer: There's a two-second lead-in. Here's the hard part: How the hell do you cram six months worth of nearly...