Mr. Clean has a new (fake) commercial out, and now he's all about putting his mop in your bucket. Or scrubbing your grout. Or disinfecting your, um... Whatever. And we always kind of assumed he was gay!

What are you going to do with that one-wheeled rust-bucket bike you picked up from a dumpster two years ago? Dress it up and have tea with it? Ole' Jones is pretty drunk right now, so take advantage of his boozy generosity at...

This Geico parody commercial underscores one of the sad truths of our time: Robin Williams is not funny. Not even a little bit. Not anymore. We're sure there was a time that he was actually edgy and interesting...we just...

This is a fake commercial for a party supply company, but we think it could double as an Obama campaign ad: "Don't vote for the old guy; he might bludgeon you with a shovel."

A few weeks back, Leo DiCaprio and all his celebrity friends made that awesome video, imploring all of us to get out and vote! Because we're American! And they're famous! And Americans listen to famous people! This video,...

You might say, "We're two weeks and change away from the election. The candidates are kind of set in stone." Gary Busey spits in the face of your logic.

We're not sure if this is a funny video or an actual transmission from the future. There is no conceivable way Palin should be running for president in four years. Everyone hates her, and that is a fact.  More importantly, we...

It's pretty simple, actually: TELL THE DEVIL I SAID F--K YOU > HAHA, NOW YOU'RE DEAD. If you don't understand, there are people who can help you.

"Get the Kevin Bacon Pedophilia Boxed Set before prices molest you!"

Check out this fake ad for a "local" Boston market. No, not that one. The other one, with the day old cod. Mmmmm...expired flounder. 

Sores on your genitals are a small price to pay for mastery of the time-space continuum.

What is better than spending quality playground time with your beautiful baby girl? Getting drunk, that's what. Oh, the magic of parenthood.

We thought Apple was an anti-corporation focused on both its customers and the common good. What's that, you say? They rip you off? Nooooooooo!

Kanye West is the coolest person in the world.  Just ask him.  Here, he shows you how to reach his particular level of awesome.  On a side note, we're not sure he's in on the joke.  He probably thought it was a really great...

If department stores actually stocked pants like these, golfing, church, and casual Fridays would be a lot more interesting.