Sores on your genitals are a small price to pay for mastery of the time-space continuum.

What is better than spending quality playground time with your beautiful baby girl? Getting drunk, that's what. Oh, the magic of parenthood.

We thought Apple was an anti-corporation focused on both its customers and the common good. What's that, you say? They rip you off? Nooooooooo!

Kanye West is the coolest person in the world.  Just ask him.  Here, he shows you how to reach his particular level of awesome.  On a side note, we're not sure he's in on the joke.  He probably thought it was a really great...

If department stores actually stocked pants like these, golfing, church, and casual Fridays would be a lot more interesting. 

Hey fellas! Gas prices got you down? Student loans getting scary?  Head to Big Dick's and save some money on a quality pre-owned condom. We already know you shop at thrift stores, so why stop there?

Is waiting in line boring?  Do you think about the things you have to do?  When you bounce a check, do you beat yourself up?  If that sounds like you, Poonitra can help.  Even if it doesn't sound like you, actually.  Just...

"Now That's What I Call Music" lends itself to parody, and the guys at Black20 have figured that out.  The end result?  "Now That's What Dracula Calls Music."  Look up "high concept" on Wikipedia, and you actually might see a...

On the occasion of Notre Dame's recent loss to Boston College (and the typical hand-wringing in South Bend that went with it) comes this witty spoof of Bud Light's hyper-chatty, sarcastic "Real Men of Genius" ads. It makes...