He then added the expected, "...with benefits." Okay, so he didn't actually say that, but there aren't too many people out there who are going to buy into A-Rod and Madonna's purely platonic relationship.

After speculated romances and divorce proceedings, rumored lovers Madonna and A-Rod found themselves at a concert, with Madonna performing and A-Rod cheering her on. Onlookers say the pop star sung love songs directly to the...

If the way to Madonna's bed is through Kabbalah study, A-Rod is in for some cold nights. Reports say that Madonna's boyfriend is bored by the whole megillah and isn't interested in his private lessons. Maybe A-Rod didn't have...

Madonna has plenty of fans, and one of them confronted Guy Ritchie about his messy divorce from the singer. Sadly, none of Guy Ritchie's fans came to his aid, because they've all abandoned him after Snatch.

If Madonna's already on third base with A-Rod, Guy Ritchie's looking to circle the bases with new flame Kelly Riley. With Riley starring in Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes, sparks look to be flying on and off the set.

Alex Rodriguez has enough problems, what with his wife Cynthia filing for divorce and rumors flying about a brainwashed affair with Madonna. So what could be better timing for a stripper to speak out about an affair she had...

Okay, let's play musical beds, celebrity division. Yankees player Alex Rodriguez has reportedly been cheating on his wife Cynthia with Madonna, who is reported to be getting a divorce from her husband Guy Ritchie. Meanwhile,...

That's just one of the hard-hitting questions Biff Henderson poses to real Yankees like Alex Rodriguez, fake ones like Billy Crystal and guys who fall in-between like Mickey Rivers. Oh, and Joba, if you think you had it rough...

Jose Canseco took his freakish steroid face (seriously, the dude is starting to look like Rocky Dennis) to Letterman's house Monday night to tell the sordid tale of how he introduced A-Rod to a mysterious dealer named "Max."...

In honor of day one of the Mets quest for their first World Series title in 22 years, we bring you this classic clip that makes the A-Rod seem even more foolish than usual. Actually, we admire his willingness to go along with...

Some matchups just don't seem fair, do they? David v. Goliath. Brown v. Board of Education, Yankees v. Royals. They have all the makings of a whitewash. And, while the first two didn't quite live up to the predictions, the...

The Yankees may be in the middle of the playoff hunt, but the Angels still have their numbers. The Halos shelled Yankee starter Mike Mussina, veteran outfielder Garet Anderson bombed the Bombers for 10 RBI (!) and two A-Rod...

Remember the late May game where A-Rod yelled "Ha" while running around the bases, leading to a disastrous Toronto error? Guess what? The Blue Jays do, too. Just hours before Barry Bonds co-opted all of baseball's spotlight,...

Two questions remain for the new Mr. 500: 1) Will he keep up his health and pace to run over impending all-time homer champ Barry Bonds and, 2) Will he be wearing a Yankees uniform when he does it?

On any other day, it would have been the biggest story in baseball. Heck, it would have been the biggest story in sports. Instead, as A-Rod became the youngest player in the history of players tossing Rawlings rawhides to...