Paris got the kind of Christmas surprise none of us want: a home invasion. A man in a hooded sweatshirt reportedly broke into Paris' bedroom and rummaged through her stuff. There's no official tally on what was stolen, but...

Los Angeles isn't very small, but when you run in the same circles as your ex, you may have to share a hug. Paris and Benji didn't look too strained at this store opening, but neither have been terribly known for emotional...

The good folks at Defamer put together a clip reel of Letterman's greatest "hits" of 2008, most of which are aimed squarely at the young, entitled and whiny. Take for instance, this young buck named Spencer Pratt, who is...

In today's edition of "OMG, no WAY!", Paris Hilton admits that men use her for sex and money. She calls out old boyfriends who have hurt her in the past, especially Rick Solomon, who made and displayed a certain sex tape on...

Paris Hilton and Prince William... together? No, says Paris, who still maintains that her heart belongs to Benji Madden. Still, even a brief meeting is enough to send rumors flying about a possible royalty position for the...

Only a night after the official debates ended, Paris Hilton revealed her pick for Vice President: pop superstar Rihanna. We won't be sure how they would do in the debates, but they've got to be the sexiest ticket since Grover...

Now that Paris Hilton has been pushed into the presidential race by John McCain's ads, she's sought out the advice of the greatest president of our time: The West Wing's Martin Sheen. Sheen seemed befuddled by her questions,...

Is it just us, or does Paris Hilton seem.... mature?  Anyway, she teams up with some of the stars from the film Wall Street to develop her fake candidacy for president.

Thanks to Paris Hilton's new show I Want to Be Paris' New Best Friend, even you have a shot at hanging out with the nation's leading heirhead. At least until you get pregnant and run off with a musician. That's hot.

The biggest comedic celebrities around team up to give your children advice for the return to school, from elementary to college.  We like Louis C.K.'s advice the best.

Sarah Palin may be stealing the hearts and minds of social conservatives everywhere, but the big question some YouTubers are apparently asking is, what about Paris Hilton? The socialite, who stunned Americans recently with...

Who knew Rosemary Watson, the former Hillary impersonator, had an absolutely smokin' bod? We sure didn't. But here she is in a one-piece swimsuit channelling Cindy McCain and rebuttling Paris Hilton's "bid" for the presidency....

The makers of National Lampoon's Pledge This! are suing star and executive Paris Hilton for not sufficiently promoting their terrible flop, for which she was paid $1 million. You mean we can actually sue Paris Hilton for all...

Using the momentum from her hilarious attack on John McCain, Paris' new handbag line looks to be a big hit. In this interview, Ms. Hilton quotes "confidence" as the main factor behind her success, and the heiress certainly...

The day Paris Hilton comes up with the most reasonable theory on how to deal with the energy crisis is the day...Well, it's today actually. See you at the debates, bitches. Little Pink Houses for you and me sounds hot, doesn'...