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Bear Market, Bare Ladies!

Austin Keenan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Having a depressed economy isn't ALL bad. It prompted political blasphemers BarelyPolitical.com to dress a dude in a bear suit and have him walk around Manhattan's financial district with a couple of babes in bikinis. Bears? Check. Breasts? Check. Startled public reaction? Check. We're bullish on it.

Fun with War Crimes Finale!

Austin Keenan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

It's been a wild and humorous ride with Fun with War Crimes over the past few months. And now, it's judgment day. The trial comes to a close with a grand finale that makes the Olympics looks like a kindergarten pageant. Howie Mandel takes over the court room as the jury plays Deal or No Deal with the accused administration. Three guesses as to what the verdict is, and the first two don't count.

If only this were a documentary.

Hey Drunky, Don't Embarrass Your Friends

Austin Keenan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Pay special attention to this public service announcement (reportedly from Clemson University) that asks you not to get too drunk, take your clothes off, vandalize property, and publicly embarrass yourself and your friends. It's not that we're saying you're going to do that, but you should have seen yourself last weekend.

Man Fails in Protesting A Speeding Ticket...

Austin Keenan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

In more ways than one! A polite officer ignores the driver's issues with the chief of police and the municipal judge and goes about his municipal duty. That's Failure #1. What happens next is viral video magic. Failures #2 and #3 may cost a bit more than the original ticket.

Zero Punctuation: Force Unleashed (Wii Edition)

Austin Keenan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

You own multiple game systems, and have been diligently waiting to decide which one is going to be graced with the highly anticipated Star Wars: Force Unleashed. Well, if Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation review for the Wii edition is any indicator, you may want to think about the Xbox360 version.

Pimp My Kitchen

Austin Keenan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

If you want to get as many women in your house as possible, make sure to follow this man's sage kitchen advice. Try to see past the rough-around-the-edges explanation of how to stock your fridge, because only a wise man could've figured out the way to a woman's heart. Don't listen to him about the butter thing. Do NOT drink that.