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Drunken NFL Coaches Sign "God Bless America"

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

The man you see in a white baseball cap swaying while profoundly inebriated is former Vikings head coach turned Jaguars assistant Mike Tice, who happens to be taking in -- if you can call drinking heavily at an event "taking in" -- last spring's Kentucky Derby. And who, pray tell, is the chaperone who allowed this debaucherous rendition of "Good Bless America" take place, all while drinking himself before driving the pair off in his car? Why, that's Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up, though one thing is certain: Mike Tice won't get another head job anytime soon now that this clip slipped out.

Kurt Warner Draws Awkward Pictures of God

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Two-time NFL MVP Kurt Warner throws a pretty good football, and after each touchdown -- hell, after pretty much each completion -- he thanks the good Lord above for his talent. Well, he took things a step further last week, attempting to draw what he thinks God looks like. All was going well until he realized it was a horrible drawing, when he tried to pass it off as Jesus, which is probably a sure fire way to piss off God (what, you think my son is ugly?), which couldn't help things, could it? Regardless, it's an amazingly awkward video which might be an early contender for viral sports clip of the year. It's early, but can you really beat an awkward Kurt Warner? Confuscious says no.

Fiesta Bowl Starts Slow, Finishes With Amazing Flourish

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Texas and Ohio State faced off in the Fiesta Bowl, and while the first half was a relatively defensive dud, the game picked up and finished with one of the most dramatic flourishes in recent bowl memory, with Ohio State taking its first lead of the fourth quarter with two minutes left and then watching Texas march all the way down the field to score a miraculous game-winning goal ona 26-yard strike from Heisman runner-up quarterback Colt McCoy to senior quarterback Quan Cosby. All of which set up much rejoicing for coach Mack Brown and one of the school's most famous fans, one Matthew McConnaughy.

Lil Wayne Owns Skip Bayless on ESPN

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Inexplicably, rapper Lil Wayne showed up on ESPN's morning show, First Take, to debate Skip Bayless. Not surprisingly, he schooled him throughout, though he did elicit this incredibly disturbing apperance in a jam rap video from Bayless, which also may or may not have marked the first time the longtime columnist has ever worn a hat backwards. It's creepy. Also, note to Bayless: Rappers probably don't wear huge aviators, unless they're made of neon green Ray Ban plastic. Especially if they're white.

Suddenly the Celtics Can't Win

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

The Celtics got off to the best 29-game start in NBA history this year, but since then they've completely fallen off the track. How bad has Boston been since its Christmas loss to the Lakers? Well, last night's overtime loss to the Bobcats makes more losses than wins since the setback to Kobe, which has to have folks in Boston concerned.

Joe Alexander Goes Viral for Dunk Contest Spot

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Milwaukee rookie Joe Alexander wants a spot in the forthcoming NBA Slam Dunk contest, and he's not willing to let a relatively low profile in a tiny TV market slow down his chances. No, Alexander is taking his campaign viral, launching a series of pretty hilarious videos of Alexander dunking a variety of items on the site seejoedunk.com. We're hoping it works just to see what kind of props he might pull out. Based on this clip, it seems safe to say cookies might be involved, no?

Tony Kornheiser: Former Lions GM Matt Millen is Better Than Me

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Tony Kornheiser is known for shooting off his mouth in dramatic proclamations, but we always figured he was smart enough not to aim at his own foot in the process. Evidently not. During an episode of Pardon the Interruption, his talking head ESPN show with fellow Washington Post sports columnist Michael Wilbon, Kornheiser said deposed Lions general manager Matt Millen would be a better color commentator than anyone in the business ... including himself. Now, we're no experts, but that sure doesn't seem like a smart way to keep a job, does, it?

Gymnastics is Not a Good Sport for Flying Head Stands

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

The picture you see to your left is from the early stages of this video, which is a good thing because if it came any later, the gymnast in question would look a lot like a human spear. Rather than land a decent stunt on the parallel bars, young Connor Westrick failed to land a two-and-a-half pike with drastically disastrous results for his skull.