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Tina Fey-Lin Wins This Debate

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

A contest between the Joe Biden of Jason Sudeikis and the Sarah Palin of Tina Fey is no contest really. It's much more of a decisive victory for the Alaskan Governor than the one the McCain camp is claiming from last Thursday. The polls are in on the Saturday Night Live VP debate and 100% surveyed said that Fey-Lin's joke about the sanctity of marriage is the best you'll hear all week.

Sarah Palin Won't Be Showing Up on Letterman Anytime Soon

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

We're giving you Letterman's post-debate Sarah Plain analysis in two parts. The first half makes with the wisecracks and throws out the idea that she should be the second-in-command for Ms. America. Is Palin a "stinking corpse," or a "maverick?" In her own doctored words:

"I...have..no..experience...John...McCain...should...get...rid...of...me."

Angry Dave is Even Funnier When it Comes to Gov. Palin

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Brian Williams reveals that Sarah Palin has known some facts, like the size of troop increases in Afghanistan, for two weeks.

David Letterman reveals that politically he's independent, but he wants the electorate to say it ain't so when it comes to Gov. Palin. At the 9:16 mark, Letterman lays it on the line when it comes to "executive experience" forged in Alaska. Bingo.

Sarah Palin Told the Witch Doctor...

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

She was in love with you. And then the witch doctor, he told her what to do. And he said ooo-ee-ooo-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang, ooo-ee-ooo-ah-ah, vote for O-Ba-Ma!

Kristen Schaal Steps In for Our Daily Show Leader

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

"You pee, you lose!" And with that declaration of independence, Kristen Schaal dons her power glasses and steps in for Jon Stewart. Schaal's a maverick, she can see where they tape Letterman from her apartment, she doesn't need the approval of the comic media elites like Sam Bee and she's not well-versed in foreign affairs, or Foreign Affairs. She sounds perfect for what ails The Daily Show, and thus, America.

Ferguson Fantasizes About the Barracuda

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

He also fantasizes about giant bananas and Biden in a thong, so don't go getting yourselves all worked up.

A Spoon Full of Sugar and a Shot of Penicillin Should Do the Trick

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

Anne Hathaway was a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious SNL host. Her high watermark was playing a frisky, disease-ridden version of everyone's favorite English nannie. We think her Princess Diaries co-star Julie Andrews enjoyed her STD-infected homage in the most delightful way...

Kristen Wiig Channels Rocky Dennis

Patrick Sauer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT-05:00

When this sketch opened up with Fred Armisen doing Lawrence Welk, we thought, "this is timely...if it were 1961." We were fooled by the veneer of tiny bubbles. Kristen Wiig is so wrong, it makes us feel so right.