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Apple Introduces Practical Keyboardless Computer

Nadia Oxford — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

Are you still using a keyboard to interact with your computer? Outta the way, grandma. Make way for the future: Apple's Macbook Wheel will let you scroll through letters and pre-written phrases in no time. Business-oriented sentences like "The adventurous aardvark ate an apple" are yours with just the flick of a wheel.

Tek Jansen: Beginning's First Dawn

Patrick Sauer — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

Well now, here's some good news to warm the cold dark winter. Tek Jansen is back! He's ready to use his amazing powers of mimicry and sexy fight noises to free a race of what appear to be space-age Shmoos. Lil' Abner will be so happy!

If you don't know what that means, go ask your great-grandfather. He'll tell you all about the heyday of Evil-eye Fleegle and Earthquake McGoon.

"Craigslist Penis Photographer" featuring Bob Odenkirk

Alberto Luperon — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

Penis photographs plague viewers of Craigslist's casual encounters section. Here is the primary source of their discontent. Yes, Bob Odenkirk spreads crotch all over the Net with his top-notch team!

Travolta Speaks Out About Son's Death

Nadia Oxford — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

In his first statement since the death of his son Jett, a heartbroken John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston thanked everyone for their support during this difficult time. An autopsy has since determined that Jett specifically died of a seizure and not of the head trauma that resulted directly from the attack.

Bruce Springsteen - Life Itself

Michael Reyes — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

The Boss is back with another single from his latest album Working on a Dream. Springsteen's Life Itself is the kind of number that seems like a toss-off, but in truth its just the mood he's spent decades perfecting, both in the studio and live.

Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

Austin Keenan — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

Sometimes a picture is only worth six words, instead of a thousand. Such is the case with this photo mash-up promoting Smith Magazine's Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak, which came out yesterday in plenty of time for Valentine's Day. The video features a sample of some of the better entries, including ones from famous writers like George Saunders and everyday folk as well. Check out these uber-condensed pieces of nostalgia and unleash your inner-Hemingway as well!

Barack Obama Likes Dixie Kitchen!

Austin Keenan — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

Pass the Johnny cakes, Obama! This "lost" episode of Check, Please from 2001 shows our president-elect talking about soul food. It's both revealing and surprising that Barack Obama actually existed in the world before 2008, so you should watch this video and find out what he likes to eat!

Drunken NFL Coaches Sign "God Bless America"

Cameron Smith — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:41:09 GMT-05:00

The man you see in a white baseball cap swaying while profoundly inebriated is former Vikings head coach turned Jaguars assistant Mike Tice, who happens to be taking in -- if you can call drinking heavily at an event "taking in" -- last spring's Kentucky Derby. And who, pray tell, is the chaperone who allowed this debaucherous rendition of "Good Bless America" take place, all while drinking himself before driving the pair off in his car? Why, that's Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up, though one thing is certain: Mike Tice won't get another head job anytime soon now that this clip slipped out.