Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is back from its hiatus, and it's as perverted as ever. In this edition, a talking frog looks to get its freak on. Only gullible princesses need apply.

As this video shows, a rousing game of freeze tag comes with humiliation, which then leads to cookie-gorging, which leads to death and disappointment. It's all fun and games until someone chokes and dies.

A store clerk might take down a knife-wielding shoplifter just to retrieve a purloined can of tuna, but nobody wants to match reflexes with a shoplifter on four legs. Especially when they have melting brown eyes, a wagging...

Less than a year after Harlow came into the world, Nicole Richie is reportedly pregnant again. Harlow supposedly patched up the shaky relationship between Nicole and her beloved Joel Madden, and Nicole believes the new baby...

With the New Year comes Resolutions, and even celebs make their own. (Celebrelutions?). That is, most celebs make Resolutions. Anastacia thinks we all need to live for the day, do our very best every hour and stop copping out....

Television interviews with our favorite celebrities lead us to believe that they're insightful, sharp, and always on topic. As this video proves, they're often just muddling their way through a world that makes no sense--or...

Obama Girl played an important role in the 2008 Presidenetial Campaign by briding the gap between politics and popular culture... and she had the staying power and appeal of an "All Your Base" joke. Nothing against Obama Girl:...

Seems like 2008 was the year that everyone was fu*king someone else and crowing about it. Oh wait, that's every day of every year since the dawn of human history. Even so, 2008 spotlighted one of the sultriest moments for any...

Tina Fey's brilliant portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live was almost eerie in its accuracy. Some reports indicate that Fey's weekly impersonations throughout Campagin '08 alerted voters to the fact Palin would...

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, unless you're Sarah Haskins. On the latest edition of Target: Women, Haskins relays a history lesson about giving jewelry as a gift (it's a substitute for the dead mammoth our ancestors used...

Christmas is a time to reflect what we should be thankful for. For example, wicked light show displays set to the techno beat of an "Amazing Grace" remix. Happy Holidays!

Firebox.com in London, a firm calling itself "Crap Wrappers" works to purposefully wrap presents in the worst way possible, thereby assuring female loved ones that their mates are indeed incompetent. But why pay for the...

A special PSA: do not walk into a massive vortex of swirling fan blades unless you are David Copperfield and therefore know what the hell you're doing. Try not to do it by accident, if you can help it. David Copperfield's...

50 Cent used to spend more than fifty cents at Ms Pac-Man. Neil Patrick Harris nearly pooped his pants because of a scary game. And Marisa Miller rocks out on Guitar Hero. These are just a few of the game-related revelations...

Paris got the kind of Christmas surprise none of us want: a home invasion. A man in a hooded sweatshirt reportedly broke into Paris' bedroom and rummaged through her stuff. There's no official tally on what was stolen, but...