We always thought the worst-case scenario regarding customer service calls was getting thrown in jail for murder. Who hasn't had thoughts of finding the company's call center address, driving/flying/swimming to that location,...
Hopefully most of you have waded out of the muck of cheap champagne and poor decisions from NYE 2009. If not, here's a throwback to simpler times. Ah, the halcyon days of Mentos/Coke torpedoes.
Videogum's Gabe Delahaye and Bestweekever's Max Silvestri have joined up to provide sound dating and style advice. Ham-scented candles and Gatorade-infused drinks? Sorry dudes. We're several dozen steps ahead of you.
Mr. Clean has a new (fake) commercial out, and now he's all about putting his mop in your bucket. Or scrubbing your grout. Or disinfecting your, um... Whatever. And we always kind of assumed he was gay!
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Dave and the crew at Black20 teach us that nothing says Christmas quite like mispronounced Spanish songs. Or gunfights. What's Christmas without gunfights? As integral as egg nog, horrible travel conditions and family drama,...
So Henry the "murderer" is off death row and hanging out with his girlfriend's folks, one of whom, for those who missed it, is Tom Arnold. (Why do we get the feeling that this clip has footage of Tom sitting in a darkened...
We watched this... love song a few times, just for posterity's sake. For our job. To figure out whether it's funny or not. Yeah, that's right. Anyway, congratulations go out to Owen Benjamin for scoring a hot teacher in grade...
Hey! diddle, diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon; The little dog laughed To see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon.
If we were more creative, we'd rhyme "with the spoon" and "latest
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Meeting the parents is hard. Having an ex-boyfriend around is harder. What if that guy happened to be Santa? Most guys would lose it. Thankfully, Jesus is a cool dude.
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Can you think of a better way to get into the holiday spirit than mocking tourists, threatening ice skaters, frightening kids and telling horror stories about the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree? Dave from The Middle Show ...
Next time you fly across the country in a fit of paranoia over your long-distance girlfriend, keep one thing in mind: dorm RAs hate candles. They HATE them. You can burn almost anything else--almost anything else--and get...
A crackhead, cokehead, methhead and... um, chocoholic come together to fight crime, which proves that, beyond any shadow of a doubt, Amy Winehouse might as well be a mythological hero at this point. She's literally four...
He wants romance, she wants unfiltered rage. Also, they're in a jail cell. This suggests something to us--the women who marry convicts are usually crazier than the convicts they marry.