BarelyPolitical.com sends Obama Girl back in time to meet a young Barack Obama. The hip advice that Obama Girl imparts upon the once-and-future presidential candidate ranges from a message of hope to telling him about the...

Debbie's story is that she used to be a Democrat, as well as a Clinton supporter, and now she's voting Republican because she believes in John McCain's experience. Wow. Just...wow.

In a move likely made to show that the Democratic party has deep religious values, Donald Miller engaged himself and the rest of the convention in a moment of prayer for the future of politics. We can understand the gesture...

Phew!  What a close call!  Hurricane Isaac almost slammed into Texas, but in a fortunate change of events, the storm actually hit a large, beige-ish area south of Texas.  It's a relief that our country will not have to deal...

The media didn't want to portray the current American Olympic hero, Michael Phelps, in this way, so they kept the footage hidden.... until now!  This shocking leaked footage shows the REAL Michael Phelps and his most...

Chris Porter does a hilarious little stand up about girls and the makeup they wear.  According to him, girls are not allowed to wash their faces before having sex, especially on a one night stand.  Thankfully for Chris, he's...

Fox News has NOT been having a good time in Denver.  First the sprinklers, now this?  Fox News gets protested as an moderately unruly crowd marches towards the convention site.  Fox, however, paints a picture like they're the...

Kevin McAllister and Robert Neville actually are living the same existential nightmares.  We bet you never realized how similar the two plots are, although it would work better if Joe Pesci was eaten by zombies. Movie mashups...

Imagine hearing Imagine as played by John Lennon himself.  Sound cool?  Through use of sophisticated software, entrepreneur John Walker shows us how we can make digital ghosts of artists using their antique recordings as a...

In the early days of the internet. a ta-ta-loving rock star was born. Cracked.com goes behind-the-comments to get the real story from DrrrtyDJ69, the anonymous genius would who changed the way we talk about breasts and viral...

Now that Barack Obama has announced Joe Biden as his running mate, the McCain camp wasted no time criticizing the Illinois Senator's pick with this choice clip from a Democratic presidential debate in which the Delaware...

We don't eat at Wendy's every day (more like every other day), but apparently this head of lettuce does.  This viral video is really an ad for Meatatarians Unite, which is just the Wendy's mailing list. Lame, sure, but the...

Smosh returns.  That's all we got.

We're all like: "why, oh why, do they keep making videos?"  The answer is that they actually make a living doing this, which is so totally UNFAIR.  This video is reasonably funnier than...

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After being disqualified from an Olympic taekwondo match, Cuban Angel Matos decided to air his grievance by kicking one of the judges in the face. Matos and coach Leudis Gonzalez received lifetime bans from the Olympic Games....

When children get lost, Duracell keeps their tracking devices powered so you can rest easy. Sex sells, but not like paranoia. Just ask the Bush administration.