"Things do seem to be getting worse...and it's because people get stupider and stupider every election cycle." Ahhhhh, there's the Bill Maher we know and love. It warms the cockles of our jaded heart to have him back in the...

Oh, John Kerry, we hardly knew ya...which is why most of believed the Swiftboaters when they said you didn't actually serve in Vietnam, but rather in the jungles of Martha's Vineyard. Good news, everybody! The Daily Show ...

We don't run a lot of fanzine videos on Late Nite because they tend to have the production values of cable access and the depth of "Conan is SO Hotttt!!!" However, YouTuber Belinda Joy has created a clip of such wacky genius...

Fresh off her gold medal gymnastics performance, 16-year-old Shawn Johnson sits down with Letterman before heading home to a big Iowa hoedown. America's latest sweetheart thanks the "hair and makeup" people for making it look...

Somehow, we missed this clip of Brian Herzlinger at Comic-Con. It's for the best that we're a few weeks late though. Otherwise this Herzlinger cat would have been competing in our comedy cortex with Triumph's brilliant... ...

Senator John McCain dropped by the Tonight Show and pretends to nod off in the interview, just like he did when he visited Conan in July. He also throws out the idea of Leno as VP, which would probably appeal to his base of...

As we mentioned last week, Republicrat nominee Sean Masterson is looking for a First Lady to join his Pennsylvania Avenue household. Now we have some more details. It seems like a great gig that includes long walks on the...

Aquaman took a little heat last week for deciding to put his famous mug on boxes of Frosted Flakes instead of its healthier doppleganger Wheaties. Just wait until the national do-gooders find out Phelps is endorsing...

Bob Newhart is 78; John McCain is 79. One of these two men is up to The Challenge on Strike.TV. Here's a hint, it's the guy who used to be a psychologist in Chicago then packed it in to open a Vermont inn. This series, in...

The Smothers Brothers appeared on the Tonight Show some 25 times, but they saved their best for the last visit in 1992.  Tommy Smothers comes and nearly out-Carsons Carson. Close, but no cigar. Johnny is the king. 

A very lonely farmer unearthed a potato that he likens to Mickey Mouse. We kind of see it, but for some reason it reminds us more of Verne Troyer naked. And no, we haven't seen the Mini-Me sex tape. Everybody now, "Whose the...

A New Jersey cockroach race predicted that John McCain would win the 2008 Presidential election. If this sporting event were held in any other state, that might seem unusual. 

To celebrate Connery's birthday, we thought we'd throw out a head-to-head impersonation smackdown. In our opinion, Ferguson does a funnier Connery, but nothing tops the inspired lunacy of Darrell "I'll take the rapist"...

The best James Bond, now and forever, ain't getting any younger, but age would never keep a randy old swordsman down. He's still sharp as a tack on Celebrity Jeopardy, and he still made your Mother say Mooooooo last night....

This Labor Day weekend, don't forget to stock up on hot sauce. We're looking at you, white people. We'll miss Big Bernie Mac.